Saturday Satire...

I couldn't sleep this morning so I got up and drank coffee, took the dog out, and enjoyed the cool brisk air and beautiful sunshine.  All of a sudden three deer popped out.  They didn't notice me or my dog, who was doing her Saturday morning usual business.  I called Bindi (my little dachshund) in, with a promise of a milk bone, and still, we went unnoticed by the trio.  Something must have spooked them, as they didn't move hardly at all.  I thought maybe it was a buck about to show himself.  After all, it is their mating season I'm told?  Not sure about all the terminology and rules of hunting.  My son and husband are the serious hunters.  As I began to take photos of these majestic and mysterious animals, I thought to myself how ironic it was, that here I am in the front taking pictures, and my hubby is waiting patiently in the back for a big buck.  He hasn't a clue that I've been watching these deer this morning!  These three are to his back!  I can't wait for him to come in and hear about all the deer I've "shot"!